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FAQ and more

 - Where are you?

As written many other places: Astrup, 9510 Arden

 - How far is it to you, I live in "bib..."? 

Check you gps, It takes the same amount of time whether you or I do it. ​

 - Are you sending a picture (face)?

NO, I do not send pictures. And there are several reasons for that. Mainly I have promised my family to be anonymous online. There is a big difference, between you meeting me and afterwards knowing who I am, and then possibly to get face pictures in circulation on the web. I have received the worst explanations, as a reason for having to receive pictures. Now telling everyone!, nothing is going to work.

However, the most used reason is, "I don't want to drive in vain". And my answer is often and I mean it sincerely, you are always taking a chance, an incredible number of girls use fake photos. At least mine are only anonymized. And if my body does not scare you away, I honestly don't think the face comes to that.

 - Discretion?

It's two things.

1) Yes, there is complete discretion, in the form of I never say anything to anyone. I would never for any reason reveal anyone. For the same reason, I do not greet anyone in public. To some it seems rude and arrogant, but it is for the sake of discretion.

2) Is the place discreet, the obvious answer would be no, I have neighbors, etc., on the contrary, it is now a very small town I live and work in. And assume people themselves know if they know someone in town, they don't want to meet . But it's a completly ordinary house, no signage of what is going on. I have told my nearest neighbor, that I give real massages, so she is not surprised that people come and go and will never know otherwise.

It's easy for me to say, but the fear is in your own heads. The more normal you behave on the way to and from (me or other girls), the less people notice. It will always be a question of having an explanation ready, should the accident happen. You could visit me for 1000 reasons, you can use my own explanation with real massage, we could in principle be friends, from time to time I have posts on FB or other places about help with practical tasks (painting, hanging curtains, moving a furniture etc.) You could have stopped by to buy something I had for sale on the internet. There are many possible little lies.

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 - Can I call?

No, and I have made it clear in many places in the form of "SMS ONLY".  ​  

 - Why can't I call?

For the same reason, that I have such an extensive website / advertising. I want everything in writing, no misunderstandings, no opportunities to claim I promised something I didn't promise. ​

 - Why am I so insistent that a package etc. must be chosen?

Because it is my way of knowing that expectations are aligned, you could in principle write I want bib, bib, bib and forget or leave something out and then it will be awkward during the visit if you want something I don't offer. By you reading my services and choosing, I know at least you have had the chance to know, what is possible. If you have not read or understood it, it is not my problem or responsibility. And I can say with peace of mind, it's not on the menu. And in the same category, No, I will logically never come to simply saying yes to half an hour of undefined sex, or Full Package.

 - Are there discounts available if I have a low income or become a regular customer, etc.?

The answer is No.

No one can prove anything, I have no right or opportunity to check if it is true or if it is being exploited. Regarding regular customers, still No, because I have done it with very very few before. And I don't want the little "troll" in the head, who has to choose, between a new fully paying customer or a regular customer (favorite, joy of seeing each other and guaranteed fun) who pays less. It's too annoying and vice versa, what defines a regular customer, 5 visits, 10 visits, regular monthly visits. What if there is a break in the visits and the person returns, should it automatically apply again or should that status be rebuilt. It's too difficult to keep track of. So the same price for everyone. Just like first come, first served, therefore equally applies to everyone. There are no jumping the que in the booking process.

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Another big reason for no discounts or preferential treatment is:

No wrong signals, no emotional entanglements. Even without special treatment, it unfortunately happens. But occasionally reading posts from men on Eroguide, what does it mean when the girl.... So once again, completely clear lines and agreements. Those who know me, know that I provide good, autentic, flirtatious service, because that's who I am as a person. But the agreement is a "purchase agreement", I can seem very cold, cynical and worse words than that. I offer what I offer, it costs what it costs and vice versa, I guarantee you get exactly what you pay for.

- Why a website?

Because I got tired of the limitations in the ads, because it can be set up nicely, because it is possible for you to use the search function and find everything I have written about, for example, condoms.

Or simply use all menus, buttons and shortcuts, for exactly the part you want to know something about.

Someone praises my website, and that there is nothing to be in doubt about, others hate it and don't understand why it has to be so "difficult".

But other girls attract the men they want, in their own way, and I attract the ones I want. I never had the job to get rich, and would rather dismiss one too many, than one to few. To give (and get) the good experiences.

Good Advice:

Show up as agreed, or cancel. (My patience stops at the 3rd cancellation in a row, if you do not notify, you have wasted your chance in the first attempt)

Show respect for both me and other customers, like the good old saying treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.

Ex. don't knock on the door ahead of time, or even worse stand and pull at the door, and only come to the address if you have booked an appointment.

Accept a no, if I don't have time it can be due to clients or other plans. Don't spam me with messages, I'll reply to the first one when I see it.

Remember hygiene, and especially extra focus on the anus, if you want me to play with it.

Good oral hygiene is also important for both of us.

And do please remember the nails. You can be really good at finger fucking me, if there is a constantly a sharp nail that scratches I don't get turned on.

Please reply even if you can't at the time I suggest to you, it doesn't take long just to write, "I can't come at that time".

In fact, it is best if you write your desired time yourself, possibly a period of time if you are a little flexible. Then I will answer as soon as I can whether it is possible or not.

As it also says on the front page. At minimum, read  prices and services, "ignorance" is not an excuse to violate my boundaries, especially my sexual boundaries. (If you have reached this point, you have fortunately read more than recommended)

All this is of course only important, if you really want to visit me, maybe even several times.

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